My ex had this hilarious (and infuriating) habit of locking me out of the bathroom

I’ve got some bladder issues and IBS, so needing the bathroom isn’t a “maybe,” it’s a “right now” situation. But every time I needed to go, my ex would run in and take their sweet time, just to mess with me. It was a real power move and I was so done with it.

So one day, I snapped. We had two cats, two litter boxes, and honestly, the way things were going, I figured it was worth a shot. When my ex locked me out again, I just… went in the litter box. 🤦‍♀️ Not just a pee, a full-on poop and some extra sprinkle of pee for good measure.

When my ex came out and saw it, they were like, “Wow, the cats must really need their boxes cleaned.” And I just sat there, silently watching them clean up my mess.

Pretty sure that was the final nail in the coffin of our relationship. And honestly, they never even figured it out. 😎

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